File: Talk

A friend and I had this conversation this morning:

Friend: (examining boots) How do you know if something's leather?
Brandi: I don't know. It smells like leather?
F: (smelling boots) Yeah, mine are leather.
B: (examining own boots) Mine are man made. Yup, man made, made in China.
F: That's what happens to men when they don't listen. We turn them into our favorite boots. Then tromp around in the snow with them.